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A Busy Person's Guide to the Bush Press Conference

Since most people don't like to watch an hour of Bush on television (and for some reason I don't mind even though it drives me nuts), I decided to boil down the questions and answers from tonight's press conference in the East Room of the White House to their bare essentials. The questioners (Q:) are not identified. All answers (A:) are (paraphrases) from George W. Bush. (transcript of the conference)

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Q: April is the deadliest month in Iraq, people are comparing it to Vietnam and support for the war is declining to less than 50%. What say you?

A: Its not Vietnam. This is hard. A free Iraq will be great. This is hard. We've been there a long time, but its not that long. Things have been hard for me. I don't listen to polls.

Q: How long will US troops be in Iraq?

A: I don't know--ask someone else. We'll be there as long as we need to.

Q: You have said we'd be greeted as liberators, that Iraqi oil would pay for the war and that we'd find WMD in Iraq. Why were you so wrong on all of these counts?

A: September 11th. Threat. Saddam, threat. Intelligence told me so. I told UN to act but they didn't so I did. Saddam could have made WMD. Danger. Oil? It wasn't destroyed and its flowing. Iraqi's are happy...the silent majority supports us...Iraqi's are happy.

Q: You told Bob Woodward that Osama wasn't a priority before 9/11. Do you feel any personal responsibility for 9/11?

A: I was angry and sad on 9/11. Before 9/11 I was not.

Q: And do you feel personal responsibility for 9/11?

A: No. The patriot act is good. We were stovepiped. No war footing. 9/11 was gathering threat...thats why I dealt with Iraq. We must preempt all who hate us.

Q: You never admit mistakes (WMD, postwar planning, 9/11). Should people be unhappy about that? Did you screw up?

A: No war footing. Osama hated us. We didn't know what was coming. I wonder where the WMD are. Saddam, threat. World, better. Iraqi's are happy.

Q: You said the Aug. 6th PDB didn't warn of hijacking airplanes into buildings, but just some things really close to that. Did you do anything in response?

A: I asked for the briefing and then went on vacation. The report was historical. I was concerned. If I didn't know something its George Tenet's fault. Nothing new in PDB. FBI was doing good. I would have acted. If only they had told me: "9/11, NYC, WTC, 8:30am" I would have been there.

Q: The PDB says there were 70 FBI investigations. Today the 9/11 hearings found that as wrong. Did you get bad info?

A: I expect to get valid information.

Q: Has the FBI talked to you since?

A: No.

Q: Richard Clarke apologized to the nation. Do Americans deserve an apology from you?

A: If only they had told me "9/11, NYC, WTC, 8:30am" I would have been there. Its Osama's fault, not mine.

Q: The "coalition" forces constitute hardly any of the troops. Isn't it window dressing? What happens when you turn Iraq over to them?

A: Don't say mean things about other people. We must remain strong. The Iraq war is a blow against terrorism. Iraq will be free someday.

Q: Why won't you testify before the 9/11 commission without Cheney at your side?

A: Because they want to ask us questions.

Q: I asked why you're appearing together, instead of separately as they requested?

A: Because we can both answer this way.

Q: Some say you let 9/11 mature too far--Iraq not far enough. What do you think? What's next?

A: They say we should have taken out Afghanistan and they say I shouldn't have attacked Iraq. See? War footing. I thought about Al Qaeda. Our oceans don't protect us. We let people in. Its a tough decision for me to use the military. We'll use it whenever we need to. They found 50 tons of mustard gas in Libya. I worry about WMD. We're at war against terror.

Q: People are unhappy about Iraq--will you lose your job over it?

A: I don't plan on losing my job. I don't like seeing dead people on television. Its hard to console family members. I will make my case. Lets talk about the war against terror. Our soldiers are great.

Q: After 9/11, whats your biggest mistake?

A: I wish you could have given me the questions beforehand. I went to war in Afghanistan. Even though there were no WMD I still would have taken Iraq. They found 50 tons of mustard gas. Saddam is dangerous. He had WMD. I can't come up with a mistake I've made.

Q: Several thousand FBI agents wrote you today begging you to not split up law enforcement and counterterrorism but you said today you might. Will you?

A: Lets talk. The war will be long. Our enemy is ruthless. It will be long. We should learn from mistakes. A free middle east will be hopeful. Free. Freedom. Freedom. Freedom. Freedom. We are a great power. We feed North Korea, we fight AIDS in Africa. I am leading and making the world a better place. We'll stay the course. Stay the course. Soldiers are dying in Iraq for freedom.

Q: Why are you such a bad communicator?

A: "When I say something, I mean it."

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Posted on April 13, 2004 08:56 PM

Comments

I can't abide more than 30 seconds of President Sock Puppet on the telly, so thanks for the summary! Saves me the upset stomach...

Posted by Tony Plutonium on April 13, 2004 10:09 PM

Wow. I didn't understand him before, but it all makes perfect sense now. You have made the world a better place.

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Posted by clap on April 13, 2004 10:37 PM

That was the worst example of someone absolutely refusing to answer questions that I've ever seen!

Posted by Mark Mellon on April 13, 2004 10:44 PM

Bush failed to answer almost every question he was asked. He simply changed the subject and then did a little rant then asked for the next I-will-ignore-your-question-with-a-rant-to-diflect-attention-from-your-question.

Posted by Taylor in Santa Cruz CA on April 13, 2004 10:53 PM

That was the weirdest news conference I have ever seen. Bush often comes off as arrogant, with his precious smirk, so when he didn't smirk during his prepared speech, I thought he was doing well, but then the questions came. I have seldom seen anyone unravel on live television before. Still, the really shocking thing was hearing analyst after analyst acting as if it hadn't happened. I don't know whether they are afraid of being called the "liberal media", but the huge elephant in the room that no analyst seemed to want to see was Bush's unbelievable meltdown. Did he answer a single question?

Posted by Ben Langhinrichs on April 13, 2004 11:40 PM

What's even more distressing is that your "summary" is virtually word-for-word how he answered, minus the stumbles and gaffes. I know four-year-olds who are more articulate and have a larger vocabulary than that man! Literally!

Posted by Rana on April 13, 2004 11:45 PM

Great shorter version. The thing that stands out for me is Bush was so afraid. He wanted his Mommy. He was sweating bullets. The guy is fucking scared shitless.

Posted by Alan S on April 13, 2004 11:49 PM

Shorter Bush Press Conference:

Q: Sir -- what exactly in God's name have you been doing for 3 years?

A: 9-11 ! 9-11 ! Scary Terror Evil Bad! Osama Bin Bad Bad Men Terror! Terror! Steely-Leaderness-Eyed From-Gut in face of Evil Bad Evil Bad!

God bless America and its Sun President, goodnight.

Posted by agrajag on April 14, 2004 12:04 AM

Holy cow Batman, they hate us!

Bush seems incapable of speaking in anyway way other than comic-book terms. Endless references to "evil" people vs "Good, freedom loving" ones etc, etc.
His administration should go down as the "PEZ Presidency". Whenever Rove et al feel some more lip service is in order, they just seem to trot out the old Bush-headed dispenser, snap the head back a few times and lob out some more sugar-pills to pacify the hoi-polloi.
When will the non-idealogue members of the GOP stand up and demand some sort of pragmatic policy, based in reality, rather than this steaming heap that is being served up?

Posted by PatD on April 14, 2004 02:37 AM

It's like Bush was giving a Press Conference for some alternate reality... some America where he *isn't* a screw-up, and the Iraqis *do* love the USA, and it *is* just a choice between evil freedom-haters and Western Civilization.

::rolls eyes::

His replies were pretty bewildering to try to wade through, so thanks for the condensed version!

Posted by Ellie on April 14, 2004 02:51 AM

I personally would like to see it happen again... Soon...

Cheers,

PK sends...

Posted by PK on April 14, 2004 02:58 AM

BRILLIANT!! Superb and insisive "shorter" Bush.
Great job of displaying just how utterly incoherant, dishonest, incompetent, and frankly, evil, this blot on American history truly is.

Thanks!

Posted by I Am Not A Swan on April 14, 2004 03:07 AM

One more snippet:

"We are an instrument of God to deliver freedom to the people of the world."

That was in response to a question about the FBI.

Posted by mark on April 14, 2004 03:59 AM

Little more nuance than that. Something like "Freedom isn't our gift to the world, it's the Almighty's."

But point taken, Mark, and I doubt it reassures the Shi'a community. Also think the "Some people say darkies aren't ready for self government. I think they're wrong" bit comes off poorly and condescendingly.

Posted by froz gobo on April 14, 2004 06:03 AM

froz gobo: Good catch on that. I thought his people had scrapped that line about Arabs and brown-skinned people long ago.

Posted by bobinkc on April 14, 2004 07:23 AM

What's worse:

a. George Bush

b. The people who voted for George Bush

c. The electoral college, which will put into office a person who loses the popular vote?

d. Can't decide; they're all too awful to be true

Posted by Georg on April 14, 2004 07:56 AM

Definately b).

Posted by Doug on April 14, 2004 08:50 AM

The negotiotion with the 911 Comission about whether Bush and Cheney could answer questions together, came down to a matter of depth.

Cheney, citing Executive Privilige, initially insisted that his arm had to be in Bush's ass up to the elbow, as this was their standard relationship

Intense negotiations with the Comission resulted in a compromise that will limit Cheney's anal insertion to the depth of his wrist. The White House noted that the VP has "unusually long and supple fingers", and said both men are "eagerly anticipating" the experience.

The Comission issued a Press Briefing lauding it's bipartisanship.

Posted by Larry on April 14, 2004 09:37 AM

lmao. that's the most accurate transcript i've read of that joke that was the press conference.

Posted by sam on April 14, 2004 09:46 AM

Thanks for the briefing. Terrorists Bad. Bush Good. Repeat x infinity

Posted by Father Dan on April 14, 2004 10:58 AM

Excellent summary of the Bush "news conference." I plan to send it to all my friends.

Posted by DCNative on April 14, 2004 11:15 AM

You missed one!

Q: I asked why you're appearing together, instead of separately as they requested?

A: Because we can both answer this way. They told me I should go to this next guy if I need an easy question.

Posted by mike on April 14, 2004 11:48 AM

Ah! Now I understand what he was saying. That is, absolutely nothing. He did not answer one question. The man is a spineless moron! And he is leading our country? Be afraid!

Posted by VA Voter on April 14, 2004 11:54 AM

In the multiple choice question on "What's Worse", you forgot (e)

(e) The Supreme Court that stopped all recounts for this bozo.

Posted by Lester Mann on April 14, 2004 12:57 PM

Chas -- I thought this was a cool service for those of us without the stomach to watch these things and i'd like to forward it to the usual suspects, but Duane just bought us a fancy new eMac, and despite towering stacks of instruction manuals I haven't figured out yet how to forward one of these on-line things to more than one person at a time. Pass it on if you want. --p9

Posted by chas. buben on April 14, 2004 12:58 PM

If that had been a job interview, he couldn't have gotten hired for an entry-level white-collar position.

Posted by Teresa Nielsen Hayden on April 14, 2004 01:15 PM

>>If that had been a job interview, he couldn't have gotten hired for an entry-level white-collar position. <<

I've always said he'd make a good hardware store clerk.

Posted by Georg on April 14, 2004 01:40 PM

I cannot stomach mr. george or george the lesser ... I even voted for the idiot and although I was a college/young republican I think the 1st amendment defines what the US should be .... I cannot stomach watching the puppet ....

Posted by edmund on April 14, 2004 01:43 PM

Edmund, I certainly applaud your newly-found ability to see GWB as the imbecile he is. My question to all those who voted for Bush but now somehow see clearer is this: What's so different? The Bush I see is every bit the dolt he was on the campaign trail. Or put another way: What made you think, in your active imaginations, that a person of his intellectual capacity could lead the most powerful country on earth without totally ******* things up?

Posted by Georg on April 14, 2004 01:49 PM

The most succinct summary of Bush's performance last night comes from the one book we know he's read:

Jesus Christ--the same yesterday, and today, and forever.
Hebrews 13:8.

Amen. [also the punchline to an old, old joke about the boarding house guests who always got cabbage for dinner, but that's for another time].

Posted by Henry on April 14, 2004 01:53 PM

I absolutely cannot believe that he's allowed to answer questions on live television! His "Meet the Press" performance looked like a guy trying to b.s. his way through a job interview, and this was worse. He repeats the same mantra to every question!!!

Posted by dave on April 14, 2004 02:13 PM

Phew! Smell the Bushit!

Posted by mike miller on April 14, 2004 02:29 PM

Oh I see you're acting like a boy in school who likes a girl and pulls her piggy tail. You know you like Bush. Hey let the force take you. Don't reject it. Join it.

Posted by Ricky Vandal on April 14, 2004 02:33 PM

Absolutely spot on! I watched most of it and read the rest this morning. I wish I had just read your summary instead. Same content without all of the "ummms," "hmmms," and looking at the ceiling. Nice.

Posted by tina on April 14, 2004 02:51 PM

I still can't get my jaw off the ground. GWB is better as a court jester than our President.

Posted by Eyesopened on April 14, 2004 02:52 PM

I loved last night's press conference! It was priceless performance art, a timeless demonstration of streaming wordplay that belied no inspiration, passion, or coherent thought whatsoever. Classic parody! Who was the guy playing Bush, anyway?

Posted by bizutti on April 14, 2004 02:58 PM

I tuned in late about a minute before the "what's your biggest mistake since 9/11?" question was asked. After about 15s of Bush shaking his head as he hemmed and hawed, I had to turn it off. Watching GW Bush speak extemporaneously is like watching a man try to get out of hole by digging.

Posted by scott on April 14, 2004 03:17 PM

Something struck me while listening to Bush "answer" questions last night. He mentioned something called the "Greater Middle East Reform Initiative." I have never heard about this before. Has anyone else? What is it?
Thanks.

Posted by Linda on April 14, 2004 03:47 PM

Further to my post above, this was his quote:

"That’s why I’m pressing the Greater Middle East Reform Initiative to work to spread freedom, and we will continue on that. So long as I’m the president, I will press for freedom. I believe so strongly in the power of freedom."

Posted by Linda on April 14, 2004 03:56 PM

The Arabs won't quit fighting. They will be shooting at us until the day we leave.

Posted by mm on April 14, 2004 04:51 PM

thanks a lot for this great coverage of a speech i could not watch. my first vote was for jfk and can't wait to cast a vote for the new jfk. keep up the good work.

martha

Posted by martha on April 14, 2004 05:14 PM

You're all idiots.
Every last one of you.
Bush is terrible...absolutely terrible.
But so is Kerry...and so WOULD have been Gore.
And so was Clinton, and Reagan, Carter, Ford.
They are all the same, people.
This is what you are all failing to understand.
The entire government is a farce, and instead of helping to overthrowing it, people like you just sit
around and crack wise over it in the name of "democracy" and the Democratic Party.
Really funny.
'Getting so much accomplished...
So what? Bush is not a highly intelligent individual.
Everybody knows this.
But let's consider the reporters asking the questions.
These are people who sit around in their hotel rooms and contrive TRAP questions to spring on the
president of YOUR country...(yes...he's the president, wither you choose to accept it or not...)
during a LIVE news conference viewed around the WORLD...viewed by our enemies.
"Do you feel guilty for 9/11?"
Please...
There is no way to answer a question like that.
If you say "yes", you're considered weak, and you discredit the entirety of the US government,
if you say "no" you're considered an arrogant tyrant, so the only possible and viable solution to that problem is to flounder like a fish and talk out of your ass.
You'd all do it.
Every single last one of you, if you were bound by protocol, would do the same thing.
And if you think the reporter didn't know that she was going cause that reaction upon asking that question you are laying to yourself.
She did it on purpose to demonize our president in front of the very people we are fighting against.
That is TREASON.
She should be hanged.

Did bush handle the news conference well?
No, of course not.
Are Americans dying in Iraq?
Yes, of course they are.
Do questions like that further endanger those people?
Yes, of course they do, just like every single democratically-leaned political talk show and every
single sign wielded by a shortsighted new-school hippy does, just like the rhetoric on this website does.
Just like the anti-Vietnam protestors were themselves responsible for deaths in Vietnam.
(I've heard North Vietnamese former soldiers testify to this fact, that they took strength in listening to the
political division among Americans in radio broadcasts, that knowing that Americans themselves
were rioting in the streets gave them the courage to forge on..."forge on" in this case of course meaning, "forge on killing Americans."...)

You people sicken me.
Only when you choose to open your eyes to the FACT that government itself, our government,
the way it is currently configured, is antiquated and fundamentally flawed will you gain the
reason and fortitude necessary to properly begin to understand the situation.

Don't be duped into siding with a political party.
Democrats...republicans...green...all useless and inherently unable to handle to problems we
face if America is to continue on as a world power in the centuries to come.
Shit like this just further damages our country in the world view.

America will be destroyed, not by "terrorists" or similar boogie men, but by the ignorance and the arrogance of those who populate it.
Thanks for nothing, ingrates.

Posted by Brandon on April 14, 2004 05:30 PM

So... Brandon, your solution is to murder people who ask questions. Thanks a lot, ya freakin' lunatic! Clearly, you are the sick one.

Posted by Whew on April 14, 2004 06:28 PM

I just want to go on the record as saying, "George W. Bush is a nitwit." Is it just me, or is he beginning to resemble Alfred E. Newman more and more each day? If his presidency were a children's fairy tale, it would be called: "Pinocchio Asleep at the Switch." While Mr. Bush's nose doesn't grow when he is lying or c.y.a.'ing, his voice rises in pitch a whole step. By the end of the speech it sounded like he was on helium to me. Between the fumbles and the foibles, it sounded like someone was behind that podium giving his little presidential package a squeeze. There is something called "obviousness" people: Today's question is: "How much more obvious did the warning signs have to be?" Of course the enemy isn't going to tell us when or where. It's the FBI's job to figure it out, based on the huge clues we had. The signs were all there, and, according to the female FBI whistleblower, were being shared with plenty of people in plenty of time to do smoething about it. When Mr. Bush received the memo, he ignored it, and went to play cowboy on his ranch for a couple of weeks. Perhaps we should all be grateful he didn't enter the medical profession or something important like that.

Posted by Pamela Russell on April 14, 2004 06:35 PM

Would someone please paraphrase what Brandon just said? *Laffs.*

Posted by Woa on April 14, 2004 06:56 PM

Brandon just said:

Idiots. Bush terrible. Everyone terrible. Really funny. 9/11. Fish. Ass. Treason. Bush bad. We're all gonna die. Thanks for nothing.

Posted by Answer For Ya... on April 14, 2004 07:06 PM

I had the distinct pleasure of listening to the first half of President Bush's address on the radio as I drove home from work and I was able to catch the second half on TV. I have to say, there's a real difference between listening to him sweat through the questions on the radio and watching him do it on TV. The glaringly obvious constant is that he uses a lot of words to say nothing at all, which this site demonstrates remarkably well. I couldn't watch him for more than five minutes without having to switch channels or leave the room. That being said, it was still a pleasure to watch overall and one that I hope will repeat many times leading up to the election. And as for disillusioned Brandon, my advice is not to take Anne Coulter and Sean Hannity's words about treason to heart. Democracy demands that we question and, in some cases, correct our government. It's government for the people and BY THE PEOPLE. Look at it this way: You're on a bus (America) and you discover that the driver (GWB) has been snorting cocaine and drinking gin. Do you say "Hey, he's the driver, it ain't my concern?" Of course not. Everyone on the bus (America)is in danger, and so are the other motorists. (The rest of the world). Hopefully, we'll at least get a sober bus driver in November, even if he doesn't have a very good map. Hell of a lot better than driving off a cliff, if you ask me.

Posted by Steve on April 14, 2004 07:41 PM

I´m a mexican and i have something to say: we in Mexico know how to flim flam, ask "Cantinflas".

But Bush beat Cantinflas and Fox(our prez) at the same time... Most masterful delivery of nonsense for comical relief i have heard from somebody in a position of power.
Sorry to say, i couldn´t watch the whole performance. I started to feel terribly embarrassed for the guy. I do not think it is polite to laugh at an adult soiling himself in public.
Having the "Busy Person's Guide to the Bush Press Conference" at hand makes me able to look at the mess without feeling guilty...

Posted by Carlos on April 14, 2004 07:47 PM

Actually, Brandon just said

"Master tricked us!!!!! Yessss my precious......"

Posted by Baal on April 14, 2004 07:48 PM

Brandon, Brandon, Brandon. To admit that you've made a mistake is not a sign of weakness. One day perhaps you'll learn that it is, in fact, part of being a man, rather than a child.

And do you have a better idea for getting our soldiers back here, other than keeping the pressure piled on this administration? Because I'd really, really, really like for my 19 year old younger brother, whom I love dearly, back here in the good old U.S. of A., instead of being stuck in harm's way in a war that was instigated by liars and scum - yes, I'm talking about our fine monkey of a president and his evil handlers. I guess that makes me treasonous? Oh fucking well; come hang me.

By the way, great summary of the press conference. It makes it so much easier to have stomached watching it when you can clear your mind and bring it all into focus with a well-done transcript like this. :)

Posted by chris on April 14, 2004 07:50 PM

People, give him some credit! It's not easy to be out there answering stupid questions that everyone knows answers to anyhow.

Posted by Wendy on April 14, 2004 08:03 PM

Feels like I just crapped out a president.

Posted by Andy on April 14, 2004 08:07 PM

i think there's a perfectly fine way for the sitting president to apologize for 9/11.

"i am the president. ultimately every decision made by the executive branch is my responsibility, though not all cross my desk.

"i was the president on september 10, 2001, on september 11, and on september 12. i was president when we began the invasion of afghanistan, in our first major effort to defend against al-qaida.

"if it will help us recover our balance, if it will help us to prevent future attacks, if it will help make our people, and all the people of the world, safer, i will accept responsibility for every single mistake that was made that helped the assassins on that day. i think it will help. so:

"i am, and i was, responsible.

"but it is not my place to apologize. it's too weak a gesture. there is nothing that i can do now to prevent that destruction, that loss of life. i can't bring the victims back. i don't need to tell you how that makes me feel.

"what i need to tell you, what you need to know and hear, is something else. i regret the death of americans, afghanis, iraqis, and all others since that day, but this chain of events has started and it must be finished if we are to prevent future attacks.

"because if there is any way that it can be said that i, as president, allowed 9/11 to happen, let me tell you very clearly: i will never allow anything like that to happen again, not while i am president, and as much as i can help it, never after that."

of course somebody who would give a speech like that would probably not have been neck deep trying to unravel the last 8 years of public policy in the first 9 months of his administration, and would probably not have aimed the guns at iraq with the same haste and arrogance, ya know?

Posted by fwump on April 14, 2004 08:08 PM

HA!
I'm actually laughing aloud right now.
Nice responses, all of you...truly.

However, it still does not change the fact that spending time and money trying to place blame like a bunch of 12 year-old school children will reverse what happened on 9/11, nor will it make it less likely to happen again in the future.
It matters not at all WHO'S fault it is.
Who cares?
I'd rather our "fearless leaders" spend their time learning to PREVENT attacks.
And no, finding out "who's fault it is" is not the first point on that learning curve.
We all KNOW why nothing was done.
If our governmet, on, let's say 05.01.2001, told the public that we were invading foreign countries to stamp out terrorism, americans would be picketing on the white house lawn and all over the rest of country and holding "make love not war" signs.
Americans are reactive, not proactive.
nothing has changed in this regard since 12.07.41
The general American public would never have ALLOWED preemptive strikes and we all know this, so what's the point of spending time finding the 9/11 sacrificial lamb?

I'm not going to argue with anybody the fact that Bush couldn't talk his way out of a wet paper sack.
He's a redneck hillbilly.
He always was and he always will be.
So what?!
He's not even the one in charge!
He's just a talking head on TV who can't even talk on TV!!!
But to slam him in internationally televised press conferences with impossible questions intended to make him flipflop WILL NOT HELP THE SITUATION!
I know, I know...all of you dems out there are fucking PISSED OFF!!!!
Fear not, you will have your chance as well...soon...very soon, when your "any-body-but-bush" candidate gets in there.
It will be interesting to say the least, and like always, I will give him the benefit of the doubt.

And "fwump".
That's just the most inane speech I've ever heard.
Really.
I'm sure you're a cool guy and all that, but come on...
If a sappy speech with that many holes in it could sway the american public into suddenly forgiving the whole 9/11 ordeal...we're in more trouble than i originally thought.

"chris"...my brother's an F-16 pilot, he's had iraqi missles fired at him, i grew up all over the world and i've seen lots of shit, good and bad.
I want your brother back here too.
That's why this disrepect of our government has to stop.
Put pressure on the administration...go nuts.
But don't do it in the demeaning way that these people seem to love.
It's 2004...information travels quickly, insults even quicker, and each one chips away at our safety and our credibility as a cohesive nation, here and abroad.
We are becoming a laughing stock, partly because of Bush, and partly because of the anti-Bush rhetoric.

Posted by Brandon on April 14, 2004 09:42 PM

so, we're all supposed to pretend he's not an imbecile?

we're supposed to be all cohesive behind him? rah rah

we don't want them to ask him why he has to have dick hold his hand while he testifies?

we don't want them to ask him why he calls it a coalition when it's really only us?

if we don't expose him we deserve to be a laughing stock, brandon.

in reality, the only saving grace is that so many of us commiserate with the rest of the world, who hates him too.

Posted by dale on April 14, 2004 10:26 PM

Two things:

1) I read the original transcript (laughing hysterically at huge parts of it, because Bush is truly a comic genius) and then read your summary, fully expecting that it would be inaccurate and angled for humor's/bias' sake (only because I don't know your writing). I was utterly wrong - you did a lovely job getting the main points accurately, and *still* making it funny.

2) Brandon, I'm confused about where you stand. On the one hand, you seem to say that anyone who engages in party politics (or follows it) is a moron, because all parties are equally unskilled in running the country, and the current governmental structure is so flawed and antiquated as to be laughable.

But on the other hand you say that the media is thoroughly evil, should be hanged for doing their jobs (because their jobs are inherently treasonous), and you exhort us to show unquestioning loyalty to the prez-du-jour simply because he *is* the prez. "Loyalty" being here defined as not questioning or joking about anything the guy does or says, because it is not only mean, but a waste of time (back to "government sucks" argument above...rinse...repeat).

So, which is it: derisive anarchy or knee-jerk totalitarianism?

Helga
-who advocates neither

Posted by Helga on April 14, 2004 10:31 PM

brandon, uh, i'm sure you're a cool guy and all, but, if nothing but reaganesque reverence for american domination makes you happy, everything else is gonna be pretty sappy huh

you said there was no way to apologize. you said,

There is no way to answer a question like that.
... the only possible and viable solution to that problem is to flounder like a fish and talk out of your ass.
You'd all do it.
Every single last one of you, if you were bound by protocol, would do the same thing.

if i'd known it was your BS day i'd have bought you a present bro! okay fine, my speech was a POS. the point is there are many approaches.

i think eisenhower would have accepted responsibility - especially when it was determined that the threat had been detected but not adequately defended against. he might not have gone into detail about where things went wrong. OTOH his staff would have understood they'd blown it, and in defense of freedom, they'd have killed themselves to fix the hole.

funny that you believe a right wing president is worried not to "discredit the government" - yeah the credibility of gummint staff is real close to their hearts.

g'night "tough guy"

Posted by fwump on April 14, 2004 11:48 PM

My point is so very simple.

1.) Yes, I believe Bush to be largely incompetent, just like the rest of you do.

2.) Aiming blame and incensed criticism at a world leader while people who want to kill you are watching LIVE and celebrating the fact that America is not a cohesive unit will not help your cause,
rather, it will undoubtedly harm your cause.
It is an equally unintelligent endeavor.

My point is that our behavior as a nation is shameful.
My point is that what we do, the world watches.
Lives hang in the balance.

I agree that the media should ask these questions, and pose hypothetical situations, and that we should strive to gain information and knowledge for the purpose of IMPROVEMENT, not DEBASEMENT.
But these things should not happen in the middle of an international press conference.
It's just not the place for it.

There are people who hate you, and who hate your sons and daughters, and your fathers and mothers, crouching in the desert with loaded weapons and a big grudge even as I write these words...and they are taking heart by what they witnessed in that press conference.
How we act as a nation is viewed with great interest the world over.
I know...I've been there.
We are a nation divided, and it's manifesting itself in so very many disgusting and disappointing ways.
I am not proud to call myself an American right now, tainted by the lack of restraint shown by others as I am.
If I were among our enemy I would be drunk with elation right now.
First divide.
Then conquer.
Genghis Kahn would be proud.

As easy as it is for you to label me as such, I don't advocate a "derisive anarchy", nor totalitarianism, as those are systems that have also failed.
Our government has ceased to be functional, or it is in the process becoming dysfunctional.
And that's what all of this is really about.
Dysfunctional government.
Not dysfunctional bush, not dysfunctional dem or rep, not 9/11, not Osama Bin Laden, not Afghanistan, not Pakistan, not Iraq...
Dysfunctional government.
The root cause of all of the above.
It has become top-heavy to an extreme degree the likes of which have never before been witnessed in human history.
None of you can deny this, as, like all facts, it is irrefutable.
None of you can sit there and try to argue that American politics is in tip-top shape, a smoothly-running and self-sufficient machine,
not when the INS posthumunously awards citizenship status to a known terrorist, not when the federal bureau of investigation and the central intelligence agency, two of the world's best intelligence-gathering bureaucracies are unable to work closely enough together to stop an event like 9/11, not when the IRS fails its own tax audit, not when foreign opinion of us is so low that tombs of our soldiers who died fighting for the liberation of the country they are buried in are vandalized by descendants of those who they died FOR, not when health care...blah blah blah...I could go on for hours.
You seemingly assume that swapping out monkeys (GW for kerry, rep for dem...) would suddenly solve the problem.
I'm fairly certain that it would not.

The whole point of this website is to poke fun at our president.
Think about that.
A public forum, where we can all get in here and bash our government.
My girlfriend's parents in china would be murdered for what we are doing here.
"A Busy Person's Guide to the Bush Press Conference".
That's actually very funny!
I found humor in it.
But at what point do you democrats (or republicans...it's all the same...) pause in your diatribes long enough to realize that you've been GIVEN the privilege to embark upon them in the first place?
No, I'm not suggesting that we are in Iraq because we are fighting to "save the world", but the America that most of you take for granted is in grave danger of expiring on the operating table before our very eyes.
Welcome to the top of the proverbial "slippery slope", enjoy your ride down...

So if it makes you feel good to bash me and call me politically derogatory names, feel free to do so.
I don’t matter; it will offend nobody, me least.
But step back from your rabid attack on GW for just long enough to put down the sticks with which you are beating your democratic wardrums, then look at the bigger picture.
We are all living on borrowed time and enjoying the fruits of borrowed wealth.
This 9.11/Iraq/Bush Pythagorean clusterfuck will pass, and when it does, we’ll still be riding that slippery slope.

The time to change is now, and quickly.

And don’t forget..."loose lips sink ships."

Posted by brandon on April 15, 2004 01:25 AM

THANK YOU! I needed a belly laugh!

Posted by serryjw on April 15, 2004 01:30 AM

Bush supporters think he is singleminded, I think he is simpleminded!

Posted by Bill Blatsas on April 15, 2004 03:18 AM

Dick dick, donkey dick! Big honkey donkey dick!

Posted by satan on April 15, 2004 04:00 AM

I think Brandon is right when saying "Don't be duped into siding with a political party." Clinton did not do any better.

And I also think mass media are not doing their job, but not for the same reason of Brandon. Asking if he felt responsible was a good question, and he failed replying to it. He should have said yes. Simply because he was, as president. But mass media are not reporting the whole picture, that's for sure. Go to http://www.democracynow.com for better coverage, or do not watch TV, read blogs. It is still the "If you critizise the government, you are not supporting our troops" kind of mentality.

Posted by Mick on April 15, 2004 05:07 AM

Brandon you are right, it is all a big slippery-sliding cluster-fucking mess. People have to stop being so petty and change needs to happen. To just support a party and not have your own views is destructive.

However I am still confused by part of your comment. You said that it is wrong for us to be this noncohessive unit. In China people would be killed for it, in the middle east people would be killed for it. Isn't the ability to not be killed for disagreing with government what separates "us" from "them"? This freedom and opportunity we enjoy is what America is based on. If we are frightened into backing or apperaing to back the government when we don't we are a little less free. Through out our history, no one group has entirly drowned out the opinions of others, this has kept us free. No one system that we have found has been perfect. However through the free flow of ideas and the balence that is achieved through democrasy we have found ways to improve our quality of life and become a better stronger nation. By losing our freedoms the terrorists win, not by our expressing how we feel.

Now I am not sure that you were stating the opposit of the above. I have taken this statment out of context..."the fact that America is not a cohesive unit will not help your cause,
rather, it will undoubtedly harm your cause".

ukdollars

I like the following two quotes, take what you will from the dead guys.

"Dissent is the highest form of patriotism."
-- Thomas Jefferson

"Beware the leader who bangs the drum of war in order to whip the citizenry into a patriotic fervor, for patriotism is indeed a double-edged sword. It both emboldens the blood, just as it narrows the mind. And when the drums of war have reached a fever pitch and the blood boils with hate and the mind has closed the leader will have no need in seizing the rights of the citizenry. Rather, the citizenry, infused with fear and blinded patriotism will offer up all of their rights unto the leader, and gladly so. How do I know? For this is what I have done. And I am Caesar."
-- Julius Caesar

Posted by ukdollars on April 15, 2004 05:22 AM

-Domestic terrorism is the cost of empire. Currently the US has military bases in 100+ countries and for over 500 billion in spending thats a damn fine deal.

-I think that the war on terrorism is a fabrication designed to support the countries economy. It's unwinnable by definition, provides lots of employment for americans and creates cohesion.

-if the US really wanted to get rid of terrorism we would withdraw 50% of our troops from around the globe and cut funding to israel. We would never see al-qaida again. We could use the difference in cash to say...repair our rotting infrastructure.

-Why invade and occupy countries? Lets sell them things instead. It makes everyone happy and prosperous.

Posted by Jasper on April 15, 2004 05:43 AM

You still haven't cleared up one thing, Brandon:

If you think the political system desperately needs to be scrapped, then why'd you say the reporter who 'demonized' our president should be hung for treason?

Posted by leisure on April 15, 2004 07:12 AM

Hey Brandon, it is a bit difficult to tell where you're coming from, but one thing is for certain...we were not "given" anything! Freedom was fought for, against George III, and within the gatherings of the Founders. The common people are never "given" anything but lies and lip service, and only by exposing the emperor in his nakedness can we strengthen ourselves enough to keep our freedoms. If our enemies hear us protesting the lies of our government, so be it! By and large, they are enemies because we have killed and displaced so many of them in our greed and arrogance, not because they give a damn about our "freedoms", or hate our lifestyles. People do not strap bombs to their own bodies unless they are trying anything they can to get us to leave them alone. This kind of desperation is not borne of some high dudgeon; it is seeded by a will to survive. In three short years we have gone from a shining beacon of freedom to the most feared and hated people on Earth, because of a small group of psychopaths that stole an election and fomented a coup d'etat. We are better off if the world knows that many of us can indeed see the evil that has led us down this path. Treason is not in the asking of questions, even in a televised news conference. Treason is in giving false answers that continue to endanger the people of this land, and of the rest of the world. Reporters that don't ask those questions should at the very least lose their jobs, and the officials that lie to the people to kill other people should lose their jobs and freedom.

Posted by Ron on April 15, 2004 08:04 AM

It seems like what Brandon and others are saying is that both pol. parties are corrupt and answer to the same globalist cabal, and I agree. Bush is a complete idiot but I see Kerry, who is much more of a militant, one-world-order globalist, as "Bush" with a brain which is far more dangerous than the idiot we have now. It will be much easier for a D to push for a draft and that's what Kerry intends to do because both he, Bush and the globalists' agenda include endless wars. All presidents in the last 40 years are picked by the globalists, international bankers and meet with Rockefeller, go to Bildeberg meetings and are members of the CFR, so we have nothing to say about it and our vote counts for naught! It looks like they've already picked Kerry to "wear the suit" so it's a done deal. Impeachment is impossible since the Congress and the military and the media are all puppets and as corrupt as any other OWO lackey. These bastards have been working on their fascist plans for 100 years or more. They always finance both sides of every war and 100 years ago they planned WW1 and 2 and also WW3 which is coming very soon. Electing any D or R just furthers their goals. We are pretty much phucked because having dumbed down the populace through media control and manipulation, it is like shooting fish in a barrel for them. The stupid, apathetic, lazy, complacent sheep see no evil, hear no evil and speak not. The American Union will be formed next year and make us the social, economic, and political equivilent of the poorest 3rd world nation. Good luck to us, one and all.

Posted by Brian on April 15, 2004 08:12 AM

That quote of Julius Caesar was the best summary not only of Bush's awful speech, but of most of the comments in this thread. It should be posted on the front page of every newspaper in the country. Sometimes the past gives us the best and clearest picture of the present.

Posted by JG on April 15, 2004 08:32 AM

i find it ironic that 9/11 , afghanistan , iraq , sadam , osamma , and enron all have some sort of tie to each other.For a man who never actually was voted into office , deserted his country in time of war (national gaurd duty) , who's also had mutli million dollar buisness deals with saudi roayls , and the bin laden family themselves.how could terrorists live on an airforce base in pensecola , and be trained by a saudi pilot ? how do you explain setteling with 9/11 families after dragging things out for so long , then in a clause of the deal saying no further action can be taken against the government , no matter what eveidence is found. sounds like someone trying to cover their ass ? the bush' are an evil family , history has proved this , they will fuck everyone and anyone for money , Prescott Bush fined 1million dollars in 1942 under the "Trading with the Enemy Act" ,Brown Brothers, Harriman's affiliate Union Bank -- of which Prescott was director -- invested huge sums of money into Thyssen Steel, the backbone of Nazi steel production. George Sr ? James Baker, a member of Reagan's cabinet at the time, stated, "Bush is functioning much like a co-president." This after George Sr. aspired to become president by running against Reagan in the Republican primaries. Here is evidence of a desire for power, then a taste of power. On Monday, the 30th of March 1981, George Bush Sr. was in the Hotel where John F. Kennedy Jr. spent the final night of his life. Coincidence? Maybe George wanted to spend some time alone and reflect on the post-Kennedy years when he, Kissinger, and their fellow war-hawks were finally able to pass their agendas -- such as committing to war in Southeast Asia. Anyway, it was on this bizarre Monday in March that a fellow named John Hinckley Jr. shot President Reagan, lodging a bullet in his chest less than an inch from his heart. When there is an attempt to assassinate our President, isn't the Vice President the most likely suspect?

John Hinckley Jr.'s family donated substantial amounts of money to Bush during the 1980 primaries when he ran for President -- Neil Bush admitted this. Coincidence? On March 31st The Houston Post ran a story that read, "Scott Hinckley, the brother of John Hinckley Jr., who is charged with shooting President Reagan and three others, was to have been a dinner guest Tuesday night at the home of Neil Bush, son of Vice President George Bush, The Houston Chronicle has learned." As if this weren't enough evidence, Neil and John Hinckley both were proven to have lived in Lubbock, Texas in 1978 -- how many sons of energy barons just happened to live in that town? (It's appropriate to mention that Neil was implicated in the Silverado Savings and Loan scandal.) As the final touch to this surreal scenario, Bush, as leader of the cabinet, came to the decision that this was not part of a domestic conspiracy! It's just like Janet Reno's investigation of wrongdoings at Waco, when she was in charge of the murders committed there! Are we to believe that the Bush family was close with the bin Ladens and the Hinckleys and that both families had a rogue member whose violent acts just happened to help advance the political careers of Bushes?
http://members.aol.com/vtpa/bushcri.html
quite a tasty archive of info.
one more thing that puzzels me ,
hte arab community is vastly Musslim ,
what the fuck do we know about Musslim Freedom ?
We are different people , we have different ideals , so how can our system work for them ?

Posted by dudeman on April 15, 2004 08:38 AM

PS:

I also think that the CNN shots of cringing and frowning and pained Condi Rice during Bush's speech really told the tale. "Who is this jerk that I am killing myself for?" And stonefaced Rove? Is he human?

Posted by JG on April 15, 2004 08:39 AM

In Bizarro World; Dubya must be the best president ever.

Posted by Duffman on April 15, 2004 08:53 AM

Lil' Georgies syntax slaying @ his press conference brought to mind an adage expressed by none other than the Great Thinker, Mark Twain. (To paraphrase), "It is better for a man to be thought a fool, than to open his mouth and remove all doubt..."

Posted by AVB on April 15, 2004 09:31 AM

Can anyone explain why my 58yr old brother who's in the Illinois National Guard has been sent to Baghad?
And unlike Bush he served as a helicopter pilot in Vietnam 2 terms. There's something terribly wrong when Rummy sends grandpa's to war.

Posted by mary on April 15, 2004 09:44 AM

Dear Mary: I empathize with you and your brother. I, too, am a Viet Nam vet and my only explanation is this. While your brother & I were in Nam, George was protecting Texas & Alabama from having too much Jim Beam & cocaine for use by the lower classes. He thought he would help these unfortunates by using up as much of these insidious products as possible on his own. He calls it his 'No Rummy Left Behind" time.. In doing so, someone, (such as your brother), had to fill in for him. And now, (deja-vu), your brother has to do it again! I hope this is of some comfort.

Posted by AVB on April 15, 2004 09:59 AM

Brandon --

I haven't decided if you're channeling Nietzsche or truly don't understand how a democracy works. Or perhaps you've bought the right-wing lie that says that any questioning of the administration (excuse me, the Bush administration... we certainly didn't hear any of this during the Clinton administration) is treason. As for the media "trapping" Bush with questions... Bush got himself into this mess by lying in the first place. I cheered when Clinton got caught, and if soldiers and civilians weren't dying daily for Bush's lies, I'd be cheering now.

To reiterate a point that Ron said above: freedom is not something that the government allows us to have. It's something we earned because we wanted it enough to kill and die for it. What that means, of course, is that reporters are allowed to ask those sorts of questions of the president, and you're allowed to disagree with them. If you want to revere the president, that's fine too. But calling it treason because people don't agree with you is the worst form of ignorance. Just because it's become a popular form of political speech among conservatives doesn't make it right, or intelligent.

Incidentally, it's impossible to say what Kerry would be like in office. You never really know what someone will do with power when they get it. Anything more moderate than what we have would be a relief, though. And I'd kinda like to see US soldiers stop dying for no good reason. I'd like to know, that if I have to die for my country, it's not because someone lied to put me there.

Posted by james on April 15, 2004 10:10 AM

U.S. soldiers are dying for NOTHING! A right-wing fanatical coup has usurped power; our votes are null and void; our representatives are corrupt and paid off; stupid, brain-dead and brain-washed citizens still think Bush is fighting terrorism and that innocent, freedom-fighting Iraqi children and old people are the enemy. These Iraqis are fighting for their homeland which is what we'll soon be doing when Bush turns "his troops" on us. The troops DO NOT defend our so-called freedom; they DO NOT defend the Constitution and they sure as hell DON"T defend our homeland--witness 9/11. When some brain-dead G.I. breaks into your home and marches you off to the concentration camps that await us, then maybe the sheep will wake up but by then it will be too late. And that G.I. may be your son or daughter!

Posted by Louis on April 15, 2004 10:42 AM

Brandon, you're absolutely correct; the dominant political parties are virtually identical and their control of the process is destroying democracy. However, I don't really give a fuck about your poor brother. You're obviously stretched pretty thin emotionally over his deployment. But face it, he's already been sacrificed for control of oil. If he makes it back alive (and in one functional piece) that'd be great, but if he doesn't its not because the ignoble truth of his deployment is exposed. Your support the troops no matter what and above all is sickening, and as equally evil as the liars that sent him to hell.

As for shrub's pernicious little smirk: did anyone else notice that the only time it graced his vacant mug was when he mentioned the oil revenues being better than projected?

Posted by mg on April 15, 2004 11:19 AM

Brandon, you're absolutely correct; the dominant political parties are virtually identical and their straglehold of the process is destroying democracy. However, I don't really give a fuck about your poor brother. You're obviously stretched pretty thin emotionally over his deployment. But face it, he's already been sacrificed for control of oil. If he makes it back alive (and in one functional piece) that'd be great, but if he doesn't its not because the ignoble truth of his deployment is exposed. Your support the troops no matter what and above all is sickeningly personal and hence as undemocratic and equally as evil as the liars that sent him to hell.

As for shrub's pernicious little smirk: did anyone else notice that the only time it graced his vacant mug was when he mentioned the oil revenues being better than projected?

Posted by nobody on April 15, 2004 11:22 AM

If Saddam is evil, what does that mean for American forign policy in the 1980's. When Saddam was emptying his surpluss stockpiles of mustard gas on the Iranians and the Kurds, the US was supplying him with CIA support and investment. Political types like the whole, "me good, they bad line" but it does not work when the line changes based solely on political interest. Bush, Cheney, The Wolf Guy, Conde, and Colon are going to keep blowing smoke up are asses as long as we Americans retain the attention span of a gnat. Bush is dumb yes, but his advisors understand that when they trot him out to speak his lines, the Republican base is energized. The base feels protective of this guy. So as we cry and laugh (both at the same time) loyal Republicans wave their Made in China Wal Mart flags consume ungodly amounts of crap (that require us to fight in all of these terrible places)and reelect this president; don't be surprised if you see rich WASPS dancing in their country clubs and red-neck bars on November 5 yelling, "We Gots Four More Years, Thank You Jesus! "

Posted by mike on April 15, 2004 11:36 AM

Jesus...

Treason:
n.: Violation of allegiance toward one's country or sovereign, especially the betrayal of one's country by waging war against it or by -->consciously and purposely acting to aid its enemies<--

I never once said that simply posing questions to our president, which I will say one final time that I loathe as much as the rest of you do, is treason.
Not once did I say that.
I said if you read the entirety of all my posts, that there are times when certain behavior should be curtailed for the benefit of national safety.
Where am I wrong in that!?
Can somebody please stop throwing around clichés and tell me where that line of logic is flawed?
I've typed it before and I'll type it again:
The behavior of those reporters went beyond simple rudeness, what they did was purposefully crafted to take advantage of the well known fact that Bush is a horrible orator.
What was it...Like THREE reporters who basically asked him the same question?
"Can you please admit to the world and to our enemies that you are unfit to rule, that you're weak and stupid, and that everything you've done in this administration up to this point is inherently flawed?"
That's a legitimate question, I suppose, but not when we are at war, not when lives hang in the balance, and they of course do, not when the people we are at war WITH are listening, waiting to extract whatever miniscule tidbit of encouragement they can sift from it.
In that case it's treason, or at the very least borders on it.
And if it's not "consciously and purposely acting to aid its enemies", if she was (the reporter) like the rest of you seem to be, unable to make the connection, the intuitive leap, between what we say and do in public, especially politically, and how those things affect world opinion, then I suggest that you all do your research about how the division of popular opinion in 1969 aided our enemies then. The American public lost that war, not the military, not the government...the public.

American's are a diversified people with diversified beliefs. Holding a culture such as ours together is becoming increasingly difficult as the world matures, and it will become even more so. This forum is a fun and harmless place to vent, as is blatantly obvious, and you people can call me whatever you want to call me and no harm will come of it.
Public ally debasing our president during a war is another, and gravely more serious, matter.
I'm sorry, I'm just not wrong about that.

Now...

"channeling Nietzsche"...that's good stuff.
Thanks for the compliment.
Later we will discuss how the abolition of religion is the first step to a better America...

And as for other posts concerning the Islamic mindset, read some Bernard Lewis...he'll tell you all you need to know concerning it.

In a similar vein, the post "withdraw 50% of our troops from around the globe and cut funding to Israel. We would never see al-qaida again." is a blatant misunderstanding of the situation at hand. We are not suffering political terrorism, we are suffering religious terrorism, and unless all you psycho, whacked-out, right-wing Christians want to put down your bibles and pick up Korans we will ALWAYS suffer religious terrorism.
They don't hate us because we're Americans, people...they hate us because we are not Muslims.


"brian"...good post.


"dudeman"...was there a second shooter on the grassy knoll?...


"ukdollars"...great quotes, indeed.


"ron"...do you really think, that after reading my posts and gleaning some modicum of knowledge of my past and me upbringing, that I assume freedom was "given" to us?
That’s a very interesting assessment.
I say that freedom has been fought for by our warriors and given to our populace as a gift, just as it has with any past society, and watching Americans take advantage of that gift sickens me.
My family has a history of fighting for that freedom, spanning three fucking wars, so don't clump me into that category of those who think their freedom just "happened" somehow.

And your quote, "People do not strap bombs to their own bodies unless they are trying anything they can to get us to leave them alone" is quite possibly the most disgusting thing I’ve ever read.
You are actually condoning terrorism!
Nothing...NOTHING makes strapping C4 to your waist, strolling into and blowing up a pizza joint filled with civilians "ok".
I assume you're referring to the Palestinian ordeal.

First of all, allow me to cut directly to the chase by stating that any governmental entity that openly (or secretly) accepts
and embraces terrorist guerilla attacks on unsuspecting and widely innocent populaces as a means of achieving political ends
forfeits all claims of integrity, nationalism and self-defense (as defined by UN charter 51) and is therefore forfeit as an entity with
which to be dealt with on any rational level. These entities are not worthy of discretionary peace treaties,
nor should they be bargained with or catered to by the political regimes that they target.
The state of Palestine is not an ennobled and beleaguered nation struggling to regain territory stolen from it by Zionist infidels,
it is simply a set of coordinates on a map populated by a weak and cowardly people, “ruled” over by unfit leaders who are less
men of honor and more puppets on strings manipulated by the Arabian Boys Club. The Palestinian Authority, along with
the League Of Arab Nations and all of their combined constituents, being tunnel-visioned by their particular brand of religion,
suffer from a truncated perspective of global events and their consequences.

But I digress...

Posted by brandon on April 15, 2004 11:57 AM

Oh yeah...
"nobody"...or "mg"...or whatever you want to call yourself, you itchy-trigger-finger-double-poster, you got the wrong guy, bro.
I said my brother's had Iraqi missles fired at him, I didn't say when, nor did I say he was there NOW.

You're thinking of someone else.
I'd refute your other statements, if only they made sense.
Learn to articulate, assface.

Posted by brandon on April 15, 2004 12:05 PM

Brandon,

I quote you twice:

1)She did it on purpose to demonize our president in front of the very people we are fighting against.
That is TREASON.
2)I never once said that simply posing questions to our president, which I will say one final time that I loathe as much as the rest of you do, is treason.
Not once did I say that.

Posted by gnaf on April 15, 2004 12:43 PM

"gnaf"...

I also said, "...that there are times when certain behavior should be curtailed for the benefit of national safety..."

and "...The behavior of those reporters went beyond simple rudeness, what they did was purposefully crafted to take advantage of the well known fact that Bush is a horrible orator..."

and "...That's a legitimate question, I suppose, but not when we are at war, not when lives hang in the balance..."

SIMPLY posing questions is an entirely different issue than purposefully wordcrafting a question to cause public dischord.

Indeed I never DID say that simply posing questions is treasonous (nor that the profession of journalism is inherently treasonous, as another one of you so twisted my words...)

I simply said that, and again, I quote myself, "...that there are times when certain behavior should be curtailed for the benefit of national safety..."
If you purposefully breach that safety and cause harm to American interests then you are by definition a treasonist.

Why is that so hard for you to understand?

Posted by brandon on April 15, 2004 01:08 PM

Ever hear of the Stern's Gang, if not you may be interested in researching them. The Stern's Gang was a Jewish terror group lead by men who would become future leaders of Israiel. One generations terror group is the next generations receipiant of mad amounts of Grade A US Cash. What would you call death squads in Central America; were those terror groups not supported by the US government, does that make our government illegitimate? The fire-bombing of Tokyo and Dresden during WWII were by our nation's own admission perpetrated to strike terror into our enemies. Acts of terror have been persistant throughout history and accross nations. Self-Interest is all the nation state and the corporation understand. To equate morality with a nation "we are good people" is done to sell fights were the populace has no dog involved. It is hard to sell dominance of oil as a reason to send people to die. Tell me I am good and moral and a liberator and I'll think about going, if you pay my tuition when I get home that is.

Posted by mike on April 15, 2004 01:17 PM

"Treason:
n.: Violation of allegiance toward one's country or sovereign, especially the betrayal of one's country by waging war against it or by -->consciously and purposely acting to aid its enemies<--
... I said if you read the entirety of all my posts, that there are times when certain behavior should be curtailed for the benefit of national safety.
Where am I wrong in that!?
Can somebody please stop throwing around clichés and tell me where that line of logic is flawed?"

too easy.

we don't agree on the nature of the enemy. there is a wide and deep internal disagreement on the nature of the enemy, and on the connection of the people now fighting against us in iraq with any "enemy" we had prior to the 2003 invasion.

the bushies didn't just fail to get international support for this activity, they blew right past the possibility of making a strong domestic case and domestic coalition in support of this activity. to the extent that they did not give the country the opportunity to assess the real risks and benefits of the iraq action, to the extent that they may have both HELPED and INCREASED THE NUMBER of our "enemies"...

no, there's no clear "aiding and abetting" treason in this situation. iraq wasn't a threat and it's not clear that this "greater middle east reform initiative" crusade-of-choice has a real enemy for anyone so inclined to aid.

i love it when people argue that because a word exists, or a concept exists, that proves that anyone who wants to use the word is right to do so. it is possible to commit treason. it is possible to perceive actions as treason. it is IMPOSSIBLE however to commit treason in a situation where there is no discernible enemy. we invaded iraq. we are occupying iraq. those fighting our troops in iraq are an enemy of our invention. treason's a poor fit for this situation.

or maybe we could have a show of hands. treason is:
a) a kalashnikov in the hands of a california teenager, fighting with the taliban in afghanistan.
b) an unanswered question by a washington reporter.
c) lying to the country about the need for war, the purpose of which was to INTENTIONALLY CREATE POLITICAL INSTABILITY in the home region of an enemy who thrives in chaos.

Posted by fwump on April 15, 2004 01:23 PM

OK, did anyone else notice that there was a video screen inside the lectern he was using? You could see that he was reading talking points for his answers, but he didn't shuffle the papers, and he often had his eyes on the places where the papers weren't.

Posted by Viewer on April 15, 2004 01:25 PM

Not to derail your fervent jingoism, Brandon, but listen a minute:

ARTICLE III, Section 3
Treason against the United States shall consist only in levvying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court.
The Congress shall have Power to declare the Punishment of Treason, but no Attainder of Treason shall work Corruption of Blood, or Forfieture except during the Life of the Person attainted.

In short, I don't see where what you're saying fits in. Asking a legit (if biased) question during a press conference isn't exactly in the same league as, say, compromising national security and selling state secrets. First amendment willing, it never will be.

(The first amendment, in case you've forgotten, not only encourages the press to ask lippy questions, but also the public to petition the government to redress of grievences. What better place than a press conference?)

And even were your cry of treason applicable, I somehow doubt that a single reporter in a room of scripted questions could possibly damage our credibility. Not in the eyes of those who have been unjustly forced to fight us in order to survive.

Posted by leisure on April 15, 2004 01:34 PM

I really did not want to jump into the fray here, but Brandon, you're really opening up far more questions than you're answering.

First of all, I (sort of) agree with your point about the "What mistakes did you make?" questions, but for different reasons. Gotcha journalism really serves no one. Of course Bush (or any other sitting President) will not admit to failures of 9-11/Iraq magnitude. He certainly should have expected this line of questioning, though. The press has been asking the same thing to every guest on every Sunday morning show for weeks. That he floundered and looked bad to the international community is Bush’s own damn fault for being unprepared. We have a free press, even in times of war. For better or worse (I like to think better), every administration should realize that every important decision they make will likely wind up on tomorrow's front page. It’s the Bush administration’s bad decisions that are endangering our troops, not the questioning of those decisions. To suggest otherwise is intellectual dishonesty. Bush absolutely should be held accountable for his utter failure in Iraq before his choices kill more Americans.

Secondly, since you are opposed to the current administration and seem to be at least somewhat opposed to the war in Iraq, how do you suggest we voice our dissent? Or are we supposed to rage silently and pray for change? Or is even hoping for change the type of behavior that "should be curtailed for the benefit of national safety"?

Finally, we are not being targeted by terrorists solely because we are not Muslim. The recent bombings perpetrated by Al-Qeada in Saudi Arabia and Indonesia killed far more Muslims than Christians, Jews, Buddhists or Hindus combined. The actions of suicide bombers (or suiciders as our Prez likes to call them) have just as much to do with poverty as they do with religion.

Posted by Franky on April 15, 2004 01:40 PM

Please read David Ray Griffin's "The New Pearl Harbor." This book is meticulously researched and should give everyone some insight into the game plan of our administration. (if it's not in your bookstore, have them order it for you)

Posted by angelatruthsayer on April 15, 2004 02:16 PM

fwump...your show of hands.

I would say A.
And are you implying that by NOT answering questions in a press conference bush is commiting treason?
That's an absurdity beyond measure.
And try telling the families of those who have died in this latest war that their loved ones were killed not by enemies, but by some neo-polictical phantoms of a justly disgruntled populace.

But the whole issue here goes so much deeper than varying definitions of treason.

We're getting stuck on this whole stupid treason issue...I have my opinions of those reporters, so do you, they differ to be sure, but that doesn't make the underlying issues go away.
Those issues are huge, varied, and far-reaching.
Ganging up on the issue of the month while ignoring the longview is exactly what is destroying America and its credibility on the world stage.

All this squibbling over Bush that Iraq this, my party can beat up your party is just a pissing contest.
Who wins doesn't matter.
There are much bigger issues at stake that we need to start preparing for NOW.
With our actions and behaviour NOW.
How do you people think this is going to play out?
Seriously.
I don't mean over the next few months, the June deadline, the year after that, the ten years after that.
I don't mean Iraq, or Bush.
I mean the longview.
300...500 years down the line. Longer.
What America will be left, what will we be?
Do you ever even think about that, or are you mired in "now"?
We've reached peak oil...what will you do when you can't drive your obscenely gargantuan SUV?
Arable land per capita will only diminish, as will potable water per capita.
What will you do when you when lettuce is 20 dollars a head and water is rationed?
Earth's carrying capacity has already been far exceeded.

We have far surpassed the possibility of just "getting along" with each other.
We have bred ourselves into a frenzied orgy of incompatible idealologies and the friction has been mounting for over 200 years.
It has led us to the situation we now face.
History's most repeatable pattern is rise->conquer->rule->fall.
It's been happening since mankind first walked the Earth...what makes you think it's going to stop now?
All of these problems de jour that people love to bitch about are directly related to this fact.
America is at a pivotal point...we either continue to rule or we begin to fall.
Things will simply not just "get better" with diplomacy.
The stakes are higher, the squeeze is on.

Americans love thier lifestyle, but you have to be willing to do some unpleasantness to maintain it.
You can't have it both ways...we enjoy the best standard of living on the planet for a reason.
If you're in the political camp that dictates we should not meddle in the affiars of foreign countries then you are going to have to be willing to degrade your quality of life eventually.
Leading thinkers in our government know this, and their influence trickles down through presidents and partisans and congresses alike.
The underlying reasons for why America does what it does are not reasons that the average American wants to admit or deal with or even be affiliated to.
America is a nation of spoiled fucking brats, largely ignorant of the bigger picture.

Eat your cheeseburgers, with your super/extra/biggie sized 55 gallon drum of diet coke, live your extravagent (by world standards) life style and pretend that the current political configuration will be adequate to repel the growing darkness in the world.
It won't be.
Complain about GW and Kerry and Iraq untill you're blue in the face, but when you're done, you'll realize that Iraq is not even the tip of the TIP of the iceberg, and that a fundamental shift in the way we view the world and our place in it is neccessary if your great grandchildren are to enjoy the same standard of living that YOU do.

Posted by brandon on April 15, 2004 02:46 PM

This is a thinking forum and that's good. But dig a little deeper and believe less of what you've been told. In those stupid science classes in school we were told that oil came from old dinosaurs and that it was from organic goo. In the 19th century they were only able to drill to the organic goo. Today they drill so much deeper-much, much deeper than where the organic goo is and they find oil which is r-e-n-e-w-a-b-l-e. There is no Peak oil. There is no tooth fairy, there is no Santa Claus; there was no potato famine in Ireland and there is NO Peak oil. Dig? This is all smoke and mirrors. Oil is lighter than water--it doesn't sink into the goo--it rises up into the goo. But as a people we are rapidly sinking into the goo so don't believe anything you're told-check it out-do your homework and find out how the wizard pulls the strings.

Posted by Brian on April 15, 2004 03:50 PM

Brandon,

I agree with you that our system of government has to change, that a politician is a politician and only the wealthy can rule, but there is no way in hell anyone can convince me that if Gore had ended up in the White House that things would have been the same.

They would NOT have been the same.

We would NOT be in an unprecedented, needless war in Iraq, we would NOT have undone or weakened almost every single bit of environmentally sound legislation, we would NOT have given tax cuts to the rich and squandered our monetary policy to become fiscally irresponsible, we would NOT have an administration who implies and suggests that people with dissenting opinions are traitors..

Etc., etc., etc.

One person does make a difference. Too bad it was Scalia.

Posted by Linda on April 15, 2004 03:50 PM

"franky", I agree, somewhat.
Good points, all.
I do think Bush is PARTLY to blame for deaths in Iraq.
But not totally.
Similar to the way that Osama is partly to blame for the deaths of Americans in NY and DC (and elsewhere of course...)
I think they should both be held answerable.

Again, the blame game is pointless, one could extrapolate out this argument to say that we, as Americans are ALL responsible for death's in Iraq, due to a great many causes, not the least of which is our (the public's) shameful lack of control over our own out-of-control government.
And that would be a perfectly sound argument, if, of course, you believe the basic tenets of democracy; that the members of the democracy ultimately control the political direction of their society. (we have failed in this regard, I might add...)
Bush is only one in a long line of unfortunate individuals who's odious task it is to try to appease a great mass of unappeasable people.
(is that a word? "unappeasable"...i don't think so...anyway...)
He, like his predecessors, has listened to his counselours, and made decisions, well-informed or no, about what the American people want.
Drill for oil here.
NO! Don't drill there!
I hate paying 2 bucks a gallon for gas!
But don't...WHATEVER YOU DO...drill there!
And don't drill overseas, either!
And figure out a way we can screw OPEC!
Pass this law.
NO! That law is wrong!
Defend against terrorism.
WAIT! Don't defend against it THAT way, do it another way!
Do it MY way!
This way?
NO!!! THAT WAY IS WORSE!
Smash "evil" everywhere!
But not in Rwanda or Sierra Leone or Sudan or...
We have no finacial interest in those areas.
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!
Nah, fuck the children, I don't want mine dying in some sub-saharan country I've never heard of...

and on and on and on...
It's all so very absurd.
Yes, yes yes...this is off topic, but...what's the topic again?
Oh yeah, Bush sucks.
Or apparently so, anyway.

How do we voice our dissent?
The way we are doing it now, but not NOW.
FIRST, we get past this roadbump.
We either commit to being there and finish the job, or we agree to pull out.
Of course, you'll all have to scrape your "THESE COLORS DON'T RUN" stickers off of your cars if we do the latter, but hey...

Look, the Bush problem will go away soon.
I highly doubt that he will be reelected.
I think we can all agree to that.
So why belabour that issue?
The next most important issue?
Figure out the Iraq shitstorm.
The first step is to cease this incremental deployment, this half-assed, creeping-slowy-into-the-shallow-end-of-the-pool-because-you're-afraid-your-balls-will-get-cold approach.
We did that in Vietnam, primarily because of lack of public support for that "police action", and in doing so we strung out the war and lost over 50k lives. (Americans, anyway.)
You want it over fast?
Back it.
With all your heart.
Since you have lost control of your government it's all you can do.
Back it, we'll get in there and do what we need to do before the June deadline, keeping video footy of dead Americans dragged through the streets to an absolute minimum.
THEN, we'll worry about the Bush/Kerry fiasco.

By the way, "raging silently and praying for change" won't help...well, I guess that depends on to which particular flavor of God you pray.
The Muslims shooting at us are praying...

Yes, terrorism kills people other than Jews and Christians, I know this.
But it is the vast chasm of intolerance between the various religions in our past which has caused, and continues to cause global strife.

Poverty? Even the richest Muslims can hate us.
Saddam had more cash than Bill Gates...
Yes, poverty does cause crime, but enrich all of those people, give them lands, and power, and governments, and still they would hate us.
"This I know, for the Bible tells me so."
Or some such nonsense.

Posted by brandon on April 15, 2004 04:15 PM

President Sock Puppet. The best term I've heard to describe our idiot president.

Posted by Felicia on April 15, 2004 04:27 PM

brian...

No peak oil?
So Earth's resources are in fact not finite, but rather, are INFINITE!
KICK ASS!!!
ALL OUR PROBLEMS ARE OVER!!!
I'll go let the millions of people who are dying from famine across the globe know that they can RISE UP!...RISE UP and EAT EAT EAT!!!
EAT TILL THEIR BELLIES ARE FULL!

Oh wait, they can't...they don't have any food.
Because they don't have any arable land, nor any water with which to irrigate it, nor any resources with which to stabilize a farming industry or produce machines to do their labor because they lack a reliable energy resource with which to power it all by, and they lack a strong labor force with which to catalyze all these things because all the above combined conditions have seriously undercut and fatigued their demographics to a point where they experiencing a Malthusian dieoff of grand scale, due to HIV, poverty, crime, malnutrtition...which brings us back to square one about Earth's finite resources...

HEY!
WE SHOULD GO HELP THOSE PEOPLE!
Nah...fuck 'em.
We have no finacial interest in those areas.

Posted by brandon on April 15, 2004 05:12 PM

I AM A VIETNAM VET AND WHAT BUSH AND HIS GANG OF THIEVS ARE DOING TO THE VETS ARE BOND OUTRAGOUS IT BORDERS ON CRIMINAL. I WAS JUST GIVEN A T-SHIRT AND ON THE BACK IS PRINTED, THE MEDIA HELPED BUSH LIE AND NOW OUR TROOPS DIE, ON THE FRONT THE WORDING IS HELP OUR TROOPS VOTE OUT BUSH AND BRAKE UP THE CORP: MEDIA AND MR. BRANDON DO NOT CALL ME A TRATOR OR COWARD BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN THERE AND WAR IS NOT A SUNDAY SCHOOL PICKNECK OR A WALK IN THE PARK. AND FUTHER MOOR I BELIEVE THAT YOU SHOULD JOIN THE ARMED SERVICES . YOU AND BUSH WOULD MAKE A GREAT TEAM H.D.COLE

Posted by H.D.COLE on April 15, 2004 05:18 PM

Kudos to Mr. Cole....he speaks true!!
AND, since he has, personally, "Walked the walk", he has ample right to now, "Talk the talk"!
Since I work for at a VA Hospital, I have an inside track and a unique perspective on just how "our" government (..and, I use that term very loosely, since "we" did not elect Dubya and his flunkies...)is planing on treating the maimed and wounded veterans of this illegal and immoral war! We are planning on screwing them, just like we are presently screwing the Viet Nam and Gulf War vets!!!
I have seen these valiant men and women having to fight, in the courts and other bogs of bureauocracy, for meager medical and financial assistance! Instead of being met at home as heros, which many of them DO NOT consider themselves (being very ashamed of what they were ordered to do in various "fields of battle"), they are shunted aside...their potential benefits being used to fuel the current war machine. They are denied medical help, they are denied loans and scholarships...they are forced to secure private medical insurance (another joke!) to get their medicines and assistive devices.
When the Veterans' Administration was founded, by Abraham Lincoln, its purpose was, "...to aide those who have born the battle and their widows and their children". Nowadays, that just is NOT happening!
Our curent regime sees fit to send more and more of our young people into dire danger in this money-grubbing war, but has no intention of "aiding" them in any way once they are wounded and can no longer shoulder a rifle or fly a plane!
We, at VA hospitals are being urged to gear up, in anticipation of more and more war wounded, AND, in the same breath are being informed (not for public knowledge) that we will be "enlisting" some of the maimed/amputees in a "clinical study" of new high-tech prosthetic devices vs the less costly conventional devices now available.
O.K. So, we send them off to lose appendages, and are already planning to use them as guinea pigs when they return...already planning on figuring a way to spend less money on their medical care and more on continuing this horrific war!
And, why; you might ask, do I continue to work for the VA??? I stay, because every day I am there, I advise and support these vets in getting what they need and what they deserve. I work for THEM, not for the government which did this to them!!

Posted by Clara on April 15, 2004 06:07 PM

Mr. Cole and Clara are connecting the dots which is what most people cannot do or refuse to do. It must be just too horrible to face the "unspeakable truth". But if we don't face the truth, connect the dots and follow the money, then Brandon's expose of his 3rd world countries with Aids, non-arable land, poverty,crime and malnutrition will be an apt description of our lives in the "land o' the free". Aids was developed in the laboratory and has a patent registered with the government. Why do you suppose that was? Connect that little dot and see what you come up with.

Posted by Brian on April 15, 2004 06:24 PM

What's an insticator

Posted by mmcgowan on April 15, 2004 06:53 PM

"b) an unanswered question by a washington reporter."

sorry, that should have read "b) a question by a washington reporter (which went unanswered)."

and what does it matter. half of washington's high and mighty were asking the same question - "do you feel responsible?" NYC wants to know. everybody wants to know, just like people wanted to know why clinton was having so much trouble admitting that he messed around with an intern. when you shovel crap at people it piles up and they notice. only this time, people died, shit happened, things really need to be figured out.

i think what boggles people's minds is how MUCH more than "keep it in your pants" you'd have to tell dubya to get his job performance turned around. if he's doing things wrong, he's doing them so wrong, it's really hard to get a grip on it, and it's hard to believe that the administration could be incompetent. it's not something people want to be thinking about when they feel an enemy in the room.

"And try telling the families of those who have died in this latest war that their loved ones were killed not by enemies, but by some neo-polictical phantoms of a justly disgruntled populace."

some of them already know this. they're not happy about it, either. lots of military folk think this action is FUBAR and they are pointing their fingers at the bushies for ignoring good planners' advice early on.

"If you're in the political camp that dictates we should not meddle in the affiars of foreign countries then you are going to have to be willing to degrade your quality of life eventually."

am doing so. have done so.

Posted by fwump on April 15, 2004 07:39 PM

WHY? IS IT THAT THE RITCH NEVER BLEED&DIE FOR THIS COUNTRY THEY ONLY BLEED IT DRY, I KNOW I HAVE THREE BRO. TWO IN WW2 AND ONE ON KOREA, AND WE ALL HAVE SAID THE SAME THING WHEN IT COMES TO BLEEDING AND DYING FOR THIS COUNTRY THE RITCH COME UP WITH SO MANY EXC. FROM BEING TO REGLIOUS TO LIKING OTHER MEN, AND THEY ARE THE FIRST ONE WHEN IT IS ALL OVER TO SAY THAT THE VETS ARE LIVING OFF US TAXPAYERS. FACT NOT FICYION H.D.COLE

Posted by H.D. COLE on April 15, 2004 08:21 PM

H.D. Cole.
Why on Earth would I call you a traitor?
My own father is a Vietnam vet, in fact, upon his return to the states, he was SPAT upon, right here in Dallas, 20 miles from where I live.
I spent my entire childhood growing up in a military household; I have nothing but respect for people who are asked by our government to risk their lives in defense of my freedom.
I thought I had made myself crystal clear in that regard. No, I have never had my ass in the grass, but I have, on more than one occasion, had guns pointed at me in anger, so I have a very, very small idea of what you have been through and I thank you for your service, from the bottom of my FREE AMERICAN HEART!
Which is all the more reason for me to be frothing mad over what is going on right now, both at home and abroad.

And fwump, this mission IS FUBAR.
Without a doubt.
Division in the American public is making it even MORE FUBAR, just like division in the American public made the events surrounding 1969 FUBAR.

And brian, you nailed it right on the head!
It's what I've been saying since my first post, if you read between the lines; America IS in danger of being displaced from the current "world leader" status that it now enjoys.
America IS in danger facing some of those "3rd world country" dilemmas. (and by the way, dude..."3rd world country" is not the preferred nomenclature..."developing nations", please...)
::rolls eyes::

And how do we avoid that doom?
I KNOW!
LET’S CRUCIFY BUSH!!!
That should do it.
No.
That will accomplish nothing.
We, as a populace, have to change the way we think about our politics and about our government. If what you're doing isn't working, change it.
How many more decades of this bullshit do we have sit through?
How many more old, rich, white men need to tell us they know what's best for us?
It's not working.
I grant you, some might argue that it was working when Clinton was in the whore house...uh...I mean WHITE house (my bad...), but we were still being attacked by the same enemies...oops...they weren't enemies were they, fwump? We were still being attacked by the same neo-political phantoms of a justly disgruntled populace, they hated us then, when we were all hepped up on internet fortunes, intoxicated by our own temporary success, and they hate us still.
Then the bubble burst, the market crashed, Clinton got a blowjob, handed an already failing system over to his hanging-chad successor, dems blamed the crash on reps, we all got 300 dollars in the mail, our towers got knocked down and then the "whole world changed".
NO IT DIDN'T!!!
THE WORLD HAS BEEN FUCKED UP FOR CENTURIES!!
Americans just never noticed it.
Well now you HAVE to notice it.
And this problem is not going to go away.
It's here to stay, and like it or not you have to learn to adapt to the new state of affairs.

I think Dylan may have said it best when he said, "Your old road is rapidly aging...please get out of the new one if you can't lend a hand."

Again, I'll say that the time to change is NOW.
Complain all you want, hold your breath in protest, call me crazy and ignore me...but the problem is still there, and Americans seem too afraid to make the tools necessary to fix it.

Posted by brandon on April 15, 2004 08:41 PM

Nice brief, dont have to watse time watching same lines again and again

Posted by san on April 15, 2004 09:08 PM

MR. BRANDON, HAVING A GUN POINTED AT YOU IS ONE HOLE LOT DIFFERENT THEN BEING IN A WAR IN A WAR EACHPARTY HAS THE RIGHT TO KILLEACH OTHER ANY POSSIBLE. FROM KICKING THE OTHER SIDE HEAD IN TO SHOTING OR EVEN CUTTING HIS THROUGHT TO STRANGLING THE OTHER SIDE AND IT IS ALL PERFERCT LEGAL, FOR THEY CAN ALSO DO IT TO YOU AND THERE IS NO COPS TO STOP THEM. AS FOR CLINTON ALL YOU REPUBLICANS AND THE CORP: NEWS PAPERS WANTED TO DO WAS SMELL HIS SHORTS ALL THE TIME. EVEN NOW YOU WOULD THINK CLINTON WAS STILL PRESIDENT THAT IS ALL YOU HEAR FROM YOU IS CLINTON, BUSH TAKES THE BLAME FOR NOTHING. H.D. COLE

Posted by H.D.COLE on April 15, 2004 09:53 PM

uhhhhh...what?

Posted by brandon on April 15, 2004 10:19 PM

President Clinton admitted to enjoying oral sex in the White House. President Bush the Younger refuses to admit that he gets his rocks off screwing everyone that happens to be in the way of the plans of his rich political "friends".

Posted by Omar K. Ravenhurst on April 15, 2004 11:30 PM

Omar...
"President Clinton admitted to enjoying oral sex in the White House."

He did?
Oh that's right...he did, after first lying to us all in a televised statement.
4 months later, when he knew he couldn't cover it up anymore, he begrudgingly told us the truth.
If a man can't be honest about a blowjob, I shudder to think what other lies he hid from us...maybe something about, oh I don't know...terrorist threat cover ups...something something something...

But please...let's not go there.
That issue is as flaccid as...well...it's flaccid...

Posted by brandon on April 16, 2004 12:18 AM

Hi there! I am from Germany. And I have to tell you...I normally don't understand any of his frases. But this here is great! Thanks!

Posted by rotzpunk on April 16, 2004 01:23 AM

Crucifying each other, reporters, Bush, Hussein, or bin Laden, mostly sets the example that the way to deal with problems is to find some "bad guy" and crucify them. Walter Wink calls it the myth of redemptive violence. I'd suggest that instead we try to listen to the common motivations the "others" have, see their humanity and let them know we see it. *Then* explain how you see things differently, or alternative strategies you'd like to see pursued, together on the same side.

The myth of redemptive violence is only one of a number of illusions that all of the world's populous cultures largely agree on. These illusions work together to support hierarchy within a society, and war between societies. See http://ourpla.net/cgi/pikie?IllusionsOfDominationCulture

Posted by John Abbe on April 16, 2004 04:18 AM

Hi there... I'm from Germany too. Some German news-site gave me the link.
Really funny summery. v(^^)v
I still wonder how this militant right-wing-fundamental stupid bastard was able to get even one single vote. (Americans must be in a really scary situation to do such a horrible mistake, don't they?)

PS: Your voting-system has to be reformed! It is clearly unable to deal with 21st-Century-Methods of vote-manipulation.

Posted by toji on April 16, 2004 04:32 AM

Great satire, but hey, the plural of Iraqi is not Iraqi's, OK?

Posted by Jim B on April 16, 2004 09:08 AM

John.

I agree with you in theory.
In practice, however, our multiple and varying cultures simply do not care about intellectual endeavours such as the myth of redemptive violence.
It's the last thing on the mind of the Sudanese people right now...

And toji.
if you were here i'd buy you a pint of Warsteiner and shake your hand.
You are absolutely correct.

"Your voting-system has to be reformed! It is clearly unable to deal with 21st-Century-Methods of vote-manipulation."

Couldn't have said better myself.
But that's not ALL that has to be reformed...

Posted by brandon on April 16, 2004 11:54 AM

Oh, and one more thing, since we were throwing quotes around earlier. (as if quotes from dead people have some sort of mystic significance...)

"War is a blessing, compared to national degradation."

-Andrew Jackson.

Posted by brandon on April 16, 2004 12:03 PM

hmm
Brandon, I agree with you that our government is fundamentally flawed. I believe that any government which holds the acquisition of money as the highest good is fundamentally flawed. In such a society - those who have money and the structures that support them (i.e. corporations) become god-like in power. The more money they acquire, the more influence they have - and with no moral yardstick, they are capable of many atrocities. Meanwhile the homeless, and people who cannot pay for various amenities are looked down upon, as being less than human.

However, I disagree that we should all just keep our mouths shut until the war is over. You see, I don't want to be a part of a blind team. I am upset not just over the American lives that are being lost - but all of the lives that are being lost and the ignorance that is being propogated and reinforced on both sides.

There are many ways we could go about handling this situation and unfortunately Bush pushed us into the position of being a bully. Your suggestion seems to be to just keep being a bully until we push down all the kids in the playground. You seem to think we shouldn't pause to consider our behavior (or show them our remorse) because then we'll get smacked down ourselves. I personally disagree with this route. I think we should appologize for our behavior - we should expose how corrupt our government has become, and immediately work to remedy the situation.

Anyway, if you're interested in looking at alternative solutions to our present government -you should take a look at the following.

http://www.prout.org/aftercapitalism/
http://www.prout.org/Summary.html
http://www.prout.org/TableofContents.html


One suggestion is an amendment to the bill of rights which would hold that all human beings have a right to basic subsistance. This is not communism (people could rise above basic subsistance with their own efforts), nor is it socialism - but if we could agree on that simple premise (the right of all human beings to have the rudimentary means to live) we could start working toward solutions that not only benefit our tiny corner of the world (or our tiny bank account) but that take the larger picture into account. You see, this whole planet is connected, and if we see things that way then we won't sit idly by while disease and fanaticism run amok.

Posted by flaxen on April 16, 2004 12:42 PM

flaxen.

Great post.
I'd love to sit down with you and discuss these things...
The whole planet is indeed connected.
It is connected in very complex ways that humanity has yet to either fully understand or has learned to accomodate.
And we've been trying for about 40 thousand years.
I firmly believe that humanity, as a race of sentient beings, is facing what may be our final dilema...no, I don't mean Bush/Iraq, nor do I mean "final" as in "today, right now".
The strife we witness in the world, these wars, these democrats, these republicans, these terrorists, these religions, are all casualties of shortsightedness, and they will doom us if we choose to remain mired in them.


I will voraciously consume those URLS you listed.

Posted by brandon on April 16, 2004 02:13 PM

brandon, you wrote:

"I agree with you in theory.
In practice, however, our multiple and varying cultures simply do not care about intellectual endeavours such as the myth of redemptive violence.
It's the last thing on the mind of the Sudanese people right now..."

If you mean that just talking about these things isn't going to reach many people, i agree. I suggest checking out Nonviolent Communication, which is the best practice & network of people i've found for *experientially* unravelling the myth of redemptive violence (and other, supportive myths).

http://cnvc.org/

http://nonviolentcommunication.com/

On larger scales, i find hope in the exploration of citizen deliberative councils (and other creative large group processes).

http://www.wiki-thataway.org/index.php?page=CitizenDeliberativeCouncil

flaxen, thanks for your links too - not sure about the world government, but the pages on ecstasy and meditation were very interesting.

Posted by John Abbe on April 16, 2004 03:14 PM

that's too apocalyptic for me. we escaped a period where for the sake of ideals, we were drawing up plans to obliterate everything on the planet. we got through that. we're more aware of each other than ever. this is a good time, not a bad one, despite the civilian attacks and religious zealotry. people are looking for ways of living and, largely, we are all enjoying the international pop culture that's developing. even if it's dominated by american commerce, this is way better than US/USSR-fueled bloodshed.

there are definitely places where people are angry and thus, stupid.

i am more partisan now than ever in my life because i have seen the bushies throw away all those things in favor of their own poorly-informed vision quests. i bet i speak for a lot of people when i say: if the bushies can't be dissuaded from destructive policies, and i simply don't believe their goals are open for discussion, then they leave opponents no choice but to discredit them and their policies in order to get a better manager in place. we need a better manager in place.

not a perfect manager, not a perfect system.

Posted by fwump on April 16, 2004 03:25 PM

Just a quick note on the quotes...as much as I'd like to just agree with the Caesar quote, it was, unfortunately, never said, at least not by Caesar. However, Hermann Goering (Of Nazi fame) said:

"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."

'nuf said. If you're wondering about authenticity, check out snopes.com here:

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/goering.htm

Margaret

Posted by Margaret on April 16, 2004 03:57 PM

I am also optimistic sometimes, fwump. And, as my friend Tom Atlee has often said, "Things are getting better and better and worse and worse, faster and faster." I try not to let this get me into a panicked urgency, because i don't think that really helps.

My guess is that your partisanship is motivated by a genuine care for all people, and the planet (am i anywhere near right?). I simply disagree that strong partisanship is going to help the people or the planet very much, if by partisanship you include the kind of blame/judgement that we see in this thread (e.g. "President Sock Puppet", "idiot", "imbecile", etc.).

My guess is that Bush and the people who support him are motivated in primarily two ways behind the grab for material plenty and military hegemony - i see needs for respect, happiness and security; and the motivation to share and contribute (e.g. freedom). I imagine both threads existing in different proportions among different Bush supporters.

I take strong exception to the strategies being used; i do not believe that material wealth beyond a fairly minimal point brings happiness, or that force is a very effective way to spread democracy. At the same time i can empathize with their deepest motivations - i want them to have security and happiness, and to be able to contribute.

And i believe i am more effective in my efforts to suggest and enact strategies i believe will work better, when i can see them as human beings, trying their best. (this is the general tack i try to take when considering those who attack the U.S. as well, btw)

What do you think?

Posted by John Abbe on April 16, 2004 04:14 PM

Oh, and as long as we're doing quotes...

"All the world is my homeland
All its people my kinsfolk"
--Tamil couplet from Purananuru, 2nd century B.C.

"We can debug relationships, but it's always good policy to consider the people themselves to be features. People get annoyed when you try to debug them."
--Larry Wall, second State of the Onion speech http://kiev.wall.org/~larry/onion/onion.html

"If it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" --Alexsandr Solzhenitsyn

"The challenging aspect of compassion is being compassionate toward those who are, at this moment, not being compassionate. Most especially, when it's oneself!"
--JohnAbbe

Posted by John Abbe on April 16, 2004 04:46 PM

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I am
not sure about the universe." - Einstein

Posted by mybologna on April 16, 2004 04:58 PM

(I didn't read all the way to the bottom, just up to that "they're all the same" nonsense.)

Sorry, idealists, but Clinton outperformed Bush as president. For real. 3.9% unemployment. $290 billion surplus. 0 soldiers killed during Kosovo. That's lots of real lives really improved in real ways.

Both candidates for president this year are less than perfect. But that doesn't make them the same. Between Bush and Kerry, one of them is guaranteed to win, and one of them will do a better job than the other. Vote for the one that will do the better job.

And yes, that "what's your biggest mistake?" crap shouldn't have been there. Hey "journalists", why don't you go find out what his biggest mistake was, and then report about it?

Posted by steeve on April 16, 2004 11:53 PM

A journalist somewhere said "We are snatching defeat from the jaws of victory." I think that describes our current military strategy pretty well in the "war against terror".

Our McDisney domination wasn't popular before 9/11, obviously. The war in Iraq wasn't popular. The current chaos in Iraq and atrocities in Fallujah aren't popular, to understate the matter. We haven't successfully cut off Al Qaeda's power base--rather, we've helped it by alienating vast numbers of Middle Easterners who were previously sympathetic to us. In Fallujah, snipers are shooting old women, children, and ambulances. Bush is a war criminal, as are those who enable him to any significant degree. Not only that, he's a stupid war criminal--he aids his own enemies. If we stand behind his war crimes after November, we will perpetuate his mistakes and we will continue to be identified with them. We will attract vastly more hatred than we did before 9/11.

We *must* show the world that this was Bush's war, not America's. That we are *not* a nation of war criminals. (We aren't, are we?)

Oh. Somebody (I can't find who, cause there are way too many comments now) said that people should stop watching tv and read blogs. I totally agree. For one thing, if you think that Bush is a puppet, you know that tv journalists are even more so. Who holds their strings? Networks. Who holds the strings of the networks? Those corporations who buy advertising on the networks. (About the same corporations donating money to Bush, incidentally.) If you watch the networks, you give the networks what they want: ratings. You give the advertisers what they want: potential consumers. You feed the system. Granted, it's good to be informed, but how informative can a puppet show be? Did you know that it's legal to falsify news in the US, at least according to one dismissed whistleblower case brought against Fox news?

If you want intelligent television, boycott the networks and write to tell them that you're doing so and why. Also, tell all your disgruntled friends too. If you just don't want to support the system, then unplug your tv!

Posted by sashita on April 17, 2004 12:39 AM

Fwump.
That’s my point exactly.
It’s too apocalyptic for you because you are seemingly only going back 20 years or so to determine your current world view.
The fall of the Iron Curtain and the end of the Cold War were both momentous and positive changes that we as a social order should celebrate…or are they?
They have left us a legacy of chaos and distrust.
We KNEW who our enemies were in 1985…they wore uniforms and marched in rows.
Our enemies now skulk through ramshackle alleyways, feigning to be civilians, gripping weapons imported to them by our current allies, or worse, by our own government, in a time when enemies now were friends. They prey upon our vast, and mostly useless, code of morality. They prey upon the Brobdingnagian juggernaut that is our rigid government. It moves slowly and changes even slower still, our advancement and future development thereby hobbled.
Our current geo-political woes are our inheritance from a jagged past learning curve.
WWI, The War To End All Wars, bred WWII.
WWII bred many conflicts, the Korean War being only one of them.
The Korean War bred the Vietnam War, that war bred may others, and here we are today.
You think we have improved?
We have not improved, we have merely continued our pattern.
The lineage of conflict that led to WWI began before humans chose to record their history.
You mention that we have “escaped a period” where we were going to “obliterate everything on the planet.”
You are incorrectly assuming that the world has agreed that nuclear conflict is a global no-no.
We have escaped nothing, my friend…it aint over till the deuterium-tritium isot