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Goodbye Cow Brain Lipstick
Only many years behind the rest of the industrialized world, the FDA announced today that it was banning the use of cattle blood in place of cow's milk for calves, the use of cattle blood and chicken crap for cow feed, and the use of cow brains and other various parts in cosmetics and dietary supplements. I'm sorry all you cow brain makeup lovers...you'll now have to find some other animal's grey matter to cover up those unsightly blemishes.
Don't worry though. The chickens and pigs don't lose out, as they still get to eat all the cow remains they ever wanted (or didn't want). And the cows don't lose out either, because they get to eat the chickens and the pigs. Wait a second! Isn't that basically feeding cows to cows? HHS Secretary Tommy Thompson called the rules "a giant step forward."
Posted on January 26, 2004 10:04 PM
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